If you want to have a gun, that’s your right as an American. It is also technically your right to nearly shoot your cock off, as this dude did in what appears to be a Little Caesars.


In the video, a DoorDasher can be seen fidgeting with something in his pants. After a moment, a clear gunshot is heard, and the man looks down to figure out what the hell just happened.



What happened, it seems, is that he accidentally discharged his firearm and nearly split his Johnson in half. However, you wouldn’t be able to tell that from his reaction. Cool as a cucumber, he acts just as surprised as the employees, feigning as though a life of hard-ons didn’t just flash before his eyes.


At one point, he even tells the employees that it may have been the sound of a door slamming, as if the employees haven’t heard that door open and close a million times in their lives. The (very nearly missing) balls on this guy, I tell you.




Needless to say, this man wasn’t practicing the best gun safety. If his piece was holstered in a pocket holster, he absolutely needs to get a new pocket holster. And if, for some reason, he had a loose gun in his pocket and had a negligent discharge while waiting for a Hot-n-Ready, maybe he’s not responsible enough to carry a gun and should just stick to delivering Crazy Bread sans firearm.